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Dr. Van Helsing, MD, D.Phil, D. Litt, J.D

Western medicine. Metaphysician. Ancient remedies expert

As an experienced Doctor who travels to patients across Europe, my patients appreciate personalized diagnosis. I approach each patient with the appropriate remedy, permitting their openness to new (and ancient) medical care. I implement unorthodox treatments, but never at the expense of a patient's health.

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I've practiced medicine for several decades. I'm also a professor, open to mentoring new students. I cannot say I'm an expert in a few categories of medicine, because I practice several, with a unique blend of mysticism, Catholic mythology, and pagan superstition.

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Medical Diagnosis

Vampirism, Mania, Possession, General psychological diagnoses for the insane

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Routine Checkup

Blood transfusions, exorcisms, skeleton keys, garlic wreathes, crucifixes (silver and gold), holy water, pistols, and wooden stakes.

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Medication Prescription Service

I like to use herbal remedies. Fire, decapitation,  or wooden stakes remain the last resort for death with dignity.

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I travel through Europe to research, educate, and treat patients. My current location will be listed below. I am best reached by telegram.

Carfax Education, 33 St James's Square, St. James's, London SW1Y 4JS, United Kingdom

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